New Dog Breeds to make you smile!

New Dog Breeds

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, the traditional Christmas pet.

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as mountain air.

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, not a good dog.

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by…oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway.

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work.

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end.

Bull Terrier + Shitzu
You figure this one out.

But that was not enough, so here are more:

They crossed a French Bulldog with a Bichon Frise, and, yep, they got French Frise with that.

Crossing an Akita with a Toy Poodle got them a whole Kitankaboodle.

They crossed an Afghan Hound with a Black Russian Terrier and got an Aflac, the only dog with a bark that sounds like Gilbert Godfried quacking.

When they crossed a Belgian Sheepdog with a Bearded Collie, they decided to call it a Goatee.

They crossed an Airedale Terrier with a Portuguese Water Dog… they don’t know what to call it, but it’s the first naturally carbonated dog.

When they crossed a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel with a Kerry Blue Terrier, they got a B.B. King Ray Charles Blues Special and a Grammy.

They crossed a Border Collie with a Chihuahua, but before they could name it, it was deported.

Then they crossed a Silky Terrier with a Beagle, but it’s ‘Ilegal too.

Crossing a Basenji with a Bernese Mountain Dog produced a Benny Hill.

Every time they tried crossing some kind of Terrier with a Chinese Crested, they got a Terrerest. (Homeland Security was not amused)

They crossed a Brittany with a Whippet and got a bad singer who does Devo covers.

They crossed a Boxer with a Bichon Frise and got a George Foreman Grill. (I know, but I have a weakness for Bichon Frise jokes)

Have a wonderful last day of the may long weekend!